Rubberneckin’ Motherf..

March 14th, 2009 / Filed Under: Driving /

Five oclock is quitin time and for me that means a hour and a half ride home. It just so happens that I spend most of my time on I90 in Illinois driving between Schaumburg and Rockford.  If you live around this area you know traffic can suck donkey balls. One of the many things that irritates the living fuck out of me, Rubberneckin. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Now I can understand if the accident is on my side of the road that’s life, and admittedly I will rubberneck too, but only au everyone els is going slow and there might be a possibility of some blood and gore.

But when the accident is on the other side of a divided highway, you dumb asses slow down to take a look. Is your life so lame an boring that you have to slow down for a possible glimpse of some blood and gore? The problem with you fucking idiots is that you have no concern for the people behind you, your retarded actions cause an endless chain of near misses and a good portion of the time minor accidents. One day I must have counted at least 6 different accidents which all occurred due to one accident way down the road. Cop were pretty busy that day, though its not like I could speed because of all the rubberneckin dumbasses.

And to top it all off once your dumbass gets past the accident you speed up to (hopefully) the speed limit, and 99% of the time you stay in the left lane. Um, hey dumb ass the left lane is for passing and I want to pass your dumb rubberneckin ass, get the fuck out the way. So I propose a new law to reduce my stress and to cut down accidents caused by rubberneckin, you want to do it, do it from the right lane, better yet pull off on the shoulder and stand on your car. Stop being so inconsiderate, you wanna waste time, waste your own.  Actually do everyone a favor and keep your dumb ass off the road, period.

 

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