Mother Nature is a bitch

April 13th, 2009 / Filed Under: About Life /

Mother Nature kicks humankind’s ass with out worry of reprisal. I am a big supporter of mother nature especially when it comes to kicking the ass of all humans. There is nothing I love more than Mother Nature throwing a huge temper tantrum and wiping out a bunch of humans. I honestly have no sympathy for any person living in any area where Mother Nature acts like a huge bitch. What did you expect when you moved there…dumbass.

Best Examples:

The 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, the second largest earthquake in recorded history, registering a moment magnitude of 9.3. The huge tsunamis triggered by this earthquake cost the lives of at least 229,000 people.

The 7.6-7.7 2005 Kashmir earthquake, which cost 79,000 lives in Pakistan.

A lahar is a volcanic mudflow or landslide. The 1953 Tangiwai disaster was caused by a lahar, as was the 1985 Armero tragedy in which the town of Armero was buried and an estimated 23,000 people were killed.

The Huang He (Yellow River) in China floods particularly often. The Great Flood of 1931 caused between 800,000 and 4,000,000 deaths. (A death toll like this is totally killer, no pun intended)

A drought in 1900 in India killing between 250,000 and 3.25 million.

Drought: 1921-22 Soviet Union in which over 5 million perished from starvation due to drought

Drought: 1928-30 northwest China resulting in over 3 million deaths by famine.

Drought: 1936 and 1941 Sichuan Province China resulting in 5 million and 2.5 million deaths respectively.

Epidemic: The 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, killing an estimated 50 million people worldwide

The 1957-58 Asian flu pandemic, which killed an estimated 1 million people

The annual flu (also called “seasonal flu” or “human flu”) kills an estimated 36,000 people in the United States each year. (Yes that is per year, way to go M.N.)

Malaria, which kills an estimated 1.5 million people each year.

Not to mention the loss of life due to hurricanes, tornadoes, and natural wild fires.

So it is only fair to ask myself, would I be terribly upset if I or one of my family died in a natural disaster, I would be upset that they died, yes, I would not be upset at Mother Nature because no one controls her and shit happens.

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